-andrews:

oh hey internet here have Chris Evans orgasming

i just got pulled over for going 6 over the limit. 

DO YOU LITERALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO? 

i just wanted to get home from work, and there was fucking NO ONE else on the road except me and him. 

and then i definitely so someone who was driving in the opposite direction without their headlights on. So, cop dude, go do your job and stop that person who is actually endangering society. ugh.

he let me go without a ticket or a warning, but still. it was the fact that i had to stop in the first place…

feelthetemporarypeace:

“You should ask someone else. There’s no happy ending with me.”
“I still want to hear it.”

why is every graduate program i’m interested in offered at schools i have no hope of getting into　

my-worried-mind:

Joan, Peggy and Betty from Mad Men

no

i don’t actually want to go sit at my grandma’s house all afternoon until i have to leave for work, making awkward small talk with my family.

THAT SOUNDS AWFUL

okay

i’m going to bed

i haven’t been home long, but my ass is still sore and my legs have joined in and all i want to do is sleep and think dirty thoughts about a coworker　

melancholydane:

#BUDAPEST PREQUEL OR I WILL BURN UTICA TO THE GROUND

bradeatspeeps:

RUINING CARS AND LIVES

my ass is sore because i took a terribly long bike ride and all i want to do is sit but it hurts UGHHHHHHH

THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

clintbartonsexriot:

The pull of the twister is so strong that Clint’s crotch cannot resist.

#doing archery shirtless yet again