I can smell alcohol but I can't see it

patrick swayze is…not that attractive

i don’t get it

i ordered a leotard from american apparel and holy fucking shit it is the number one sexiest thing i own

i have to wear neither a bra nor underwear and it looks so fucking great with a high wasted skirt or high wasted shorts

but holy fuck the cut in the back is a low scoop and fuCKKKKK

my boss is trying to get me an invite to this fancy dinner for work folk and he’s going to be there and apparently he gets pretty drunk and hits on people and that is literally my dream and i will look fINE if i Wear THISSS

if you don’t think that stannis is the one true king you have serious issues and need to reevaluate your life

some1 take abbavevo away from me

someone saying that they’ve missed you

or that they appreciate you

or that something reminded them of you

basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise