vantatas:

writing comments in the tags vs in the caption is sort of like being on a school field trip and whispering something to your buddy while the guide is talking vs. raising your hand and stopping the tour to let everyone know that you think that painting kinda looks like a butt

merthurstuck:

WHY CAN’T PEOPLE DO WHATEVER MAKES THEM HAPPY AS LONG AS THEY’RE NOT HURTNG ANYONE

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lilgavroche:

if someone shows you a meaningful song or their favorite poem or you ever get to hear that person talk about something they’re passionate about you better fucking listen because that person is probably spilling their heart and soul to you in one simple gesture and you better be honored because imagine just how hard it is for someone to tell someone that

Raptorific: What’s really funny is that around a year ago, Sherlock fans were, by...

raptorific:

What’s really funny is that around a year ago, Sherlock fans were, by and large, cool rational people who hung “Moriarty is Real” posters and went to the library to leave notes in Holmes books to anyone who, because of Sherlock, decided to pick up the original Holmes canon, and learned about how…

25 Things You Don't Have to Justify to Anyone

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

uponabustofpallas:

ilvalentinos:

the avengers as greek mythological figures: natasha romanoff as aphrodite/helen of troy

a woman so beautiful and so flexible in her beauty that she becomes a goddess on earth, becoming the pinnacle of these men’s dreams, the woman on to which everyone else projects their desire so that she becomes a figure of iconography. and that’s what natasha does, this is how she tricks loki and this is how she tricks the men in the beginning - she gives them what they want to see, she plays into the misogyny of these men. she’s the fragile hypocritical weak mewling woman that loki thinks he’s dealing with and she lets the men think that she’s in over her head, she knows what they want and she gives it to them. she’s willing to play the part of the passive victim, but beneath that she is aphrodite - the architect of beauty, the maker of love. and love and beauty is a dangerous weapon, because you can deflect ares’s sword and you can even outwit athena (but careful of the aftermath) but you can’t cut down your own desires in the best of cases. you want to want, and natasha romanoff, like aphrodite with helen and paris, will deliver that to you, and watch you kill yourself from the inside out.

an anon asked me long ago

#because natasha is a hall of mirrors; reflecting back desire and perception and emotion as truth     #only she weaponizes it     #she turns back the diamond hard facet that will do the most damage; achieve the most strategically     #whether it’s the curve of her lips or the slash of her teeth     #her entire being is a weapon; her body her skills her beauty her emotions     #and so she has no private spaces; everything down to the bare bones are utilized to achieve her objective     #objectify her and she will make a sword of her beauty     #because none of it is real; all of it is     #beauty is subjective and she is the mirror that shows you back what you want to see     #that’s her genius     #she’ll give you what you need and let you burn yourself down with it  (x)

nevvzealand:

the seen message on facebook ruins everything

Paul Mccartney sexyness appreciation post

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lotrconfessions:

“The feet don’t look real!”, “He doesn’t look like real dwarf!”, “Bilbo should have brighter waistcoat!”, “He should have better beard as the most important dwarf of the company!” … People!!! Please stop complaining about everything! It’s annoying! Just sit down, be happy and look forward to the movie. But stop complaining about every - single - thing!

straightgirl:

i love medieval art it’s like

first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun

lucystillintheskywithdiamonds:

#like okay one part of what makes spock/uhura in stxi SO GLORIOUS to me #is that we’re set up to expect that kirk and uhura will hook up EVENTUALLY #because he hits on her in the bar in the beginning and she’s like THANKS BUT NO THANKS #but kirk is the hero and the way these things work in stories like this is the hero gets the girl #even if he’s a douche who has no idea how to pick up girls he’ll do something to prove himself and get the prize #BUT NOPE #nyota uhura is the hero of her own secret story #where she’s smart and competent and has a talented tongue #and she gets the boy SHE CHOOSES who loves her and respects her #WHOOPS UHURA AND SPOCK WIN #except — it was never actually a competition it was just a love story we didn’t know about #kirk was never in the running and spock was never ~competing~ with anyone and uhura was never a prize at all #haha THERE IS NO LOVE TRIANGLE HERE #what a good movie guys #what. a. good. movie. #!!!!!!!

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yaoiguai:

here’s how to solve the “gif” versus “jif” problem:

jif sounds fuckin stupid

there you go all done

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