i ordered a leotard from american apparel and holy fucking shit it is the number one sexiest thing i own

i have to wear neither a bra nor underwear and it looks so fucking great with a high wasted skirt or high wasted shorts

but holy fuck the cut in the back is a low scoop and fuCKKKKK

my boss is trying to get me an invite to this fancy dinner for work folk and he’s going to be there and apparently he gets pretty drunk and hits on people and that is literally my dream and i will look fINE if i Wear THISSS

a psa

age is just a fucking number so stop getting on my fuckin back about it okay?

i know who i want and what i want from him and i dont even give a shit that you are “unsettled” because he is 30+ years older than i

step off george

STEP OFF

UUUuuUUUUuuUUGggGGGggGGgggGHHHHHhhhHhhhHHhHhhhh

ugh

for whatever reason, i’m watching he’s just not that into you, because it’s on tv and i have nothing to do and also because i enjoy being ridiculously judge-y about movies like this

and like

it paints a really shitty picture of women

in that every single one (except perhaps Scarlett’s character) is actually crazy. they are manipulative and scheming and analyze and overanalyze every single fucking situation, and these situations eat them up inside and they go absolutely fucking insane

i mean, take the gigi character. she is so dead set on just finding someone that it is making her crazy. she’s incredibly needy and comes off as entirely desperate.

jennifer anniston’s character is so dead set on marriage that she’s willing to throw away a 7 year relationship because the guy she’s with (who loves her) does not want to get married. so marriage, which is simply a certificate, means more to her than an actual relationship.

it’s just. women, as a whole, are not fucking insane, yet it’s shit like this movie that perpetuate their thoughts of “insanity” 

i just hate that there are women watching this movie that are convinced that the only reason a guy doesn’t call is because he doesn’t care

i know people who use this movie as a rule like it’s the bible of relationships or something

there aren’t rules to attraction, there aren’t rules to relationships THERE ARE NO RULES IN LIFE GODDAMN

(Source: bobsessive)

i really fucking hate it when people get angry at people who just like old music and dislike new/modern music

it’s a matter of personal taste, assholes

if they don’t like it

they don’t like it

GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND STOP CALLING THEM ELITIST ASSHOLES FOR NOT ENJOYING SOMETHING YOU THINK THEY SHOULD

i hate it when you are having legitimate issues and you are always nervous about bringing up said issues to a friend and then you do, after countless self reassurances, and your friend plays off your actual issue with a joke or an unkind remark about it, and then ultimately it feels like it doesn’t matter to them and they say something about their life and you are too self conscious to turn the conversation back to yourself, and your legitimate issue is lost and deemed ‘unworthy’ 

even though you never ask for help/advice because you are always worried that they won’t say anything at all or not hear you and then that is exactly what happens and you begin to wonder why you even talk to people in the first place

‘cause you’re a hard soul to save
with an ocean in the way
but I’ll get around it
I’ll get around it

(Source: hermiola)

30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.

#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to rape frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT

i mistyped ‘tumblr’ ONCE yesterday and now it is the fIRST FfuCKING ThinG THAT COMES UP JESCUSCHRSITS

(Source: bellecs)

regarding the composition of “I Want You (She’s So Heavy)”, John Lennon said that the song was about Yoko, and essentially his feelings for her and then he fucking said this and it really resonates with me: “When you’re drowning, you don’t say, ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me.’ You just scream.”

and like

is that the most fucking accurate statement of intense feelings for another human being or what